Best Craigslist Job Posting Response…EVER

So we needed some help in the warehouse. This was our Craigslist Posting -

Assistant Warehouse Ninja for E-Commerce Company (Baton Rouge)

Date: 2011-08-30, 10:42PM CDT
Reply to: your anonymous craigslist address will appear here

The role of the Assistant Warehouse Ninja is to assist in making sure that all products are being received in to the warehouse and shipped out to customers in a timely fashion.

1. Receive Awesome Inventory
2. Monitor Awesome Inventory
3. Ship Orders to our Rockin’ Customers

Skills Needed:

Uncanny ability to read situation and assess needs
Excellent counting abilities are necessary (up to 12 and multiples of 12)
Ninja-like prowess in the way of organization skills and time efficiency

If you are interested in this part-time position, please email us a resume.


This was the BEST response we received (or have ever received for that matter):


On 8/12/2011 10:28 AM, Kyle Bailey wrote:

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“A math and logistics wizard.”
— Mensa

“Kyle Bailey is more epic than Lord of the Rings”
— Associated Press

“He’s used Excel and Quickbooks on me like a boss” — Office Computer

“Hey…where did he go?” — Enemy Ninjas

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